Party all night, pray all day that you’ll feel normal again. If that’s your gig, and you’re sad the Ibiza season is over, then hop on over to the Canary Islands, where the latest Hard Rock party hotel has just opened. The new property’s set to revamp the island’s nightlife with Children of the ‘80s parties running each weekend, with some of your favourite throwback performers (the Milage People are performing on the opening night, while Corona played in Ibiza this summer).

Fender guitars and sound systems will be delivered to your room, should you fancy bringing the party back to yours, and after all that you can swing by the spa and treat yourself to a facial, complete with personalised soundtrack (we’ll take Tina Turner’s We Don’t Need Another Hero, please). Frankie says relax, and we couldn’t agree with him more. HOW: Classic Collection offers three nights from £734 including flights, transfers and breakfast. Don’t forget your leg warmers for the Hard Rock Hotel’s weekly disco. It’s the only time you’ll need them, though, as Tenerife has a pretty pleasant climate all year round.